NPH: Have you seen these things? (Holds up Silly Bandz) They’re like the new craze.
Craig: It’s like Justin Beiber in elasticated form.
NPH: They all make shapes! So I have four of them. This one I am very excited by, it’s a rabbit ‘cause I’m a magician and I like magic.
Craig: Oh yeah? You still like rabbits down your pants and that kind of thing?
NPH: Sometimes…
Craig: Mmmkay.
NPH: This one’s a pineapple because I like piña coladas. This one’s a dolphin because I like dolphins.
Craig: Oh really? I don’t care for dolphins, I prefer sharks!
NPH: And this one’s a rooster because I love—
Craig: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy! That’s Neil Patrick Harris, everybody!
- Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 7/29/10
ngx:
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Magnificent
Leaving this here for future reference.
1. The 14th Amendment requires states to grant to all citizens the equal protection of the laws.
2. The Supreme Court has previously ruled that marriage is a fundamental right.
3. The Court has ruled that states may not ban interracial marriage.
4. The Court has ruled that states cannot apply laws regarding sexual behavior differently for gays and straights.
Fuck you and your prejudices.
I want the world to see on an even bigger stage how pathetic your attempts to hide your hatred and fear against anything your God and your personal paranoia is. I want the world to really see how much pain you cause you fellow citizen because all the want to is be treated equally in humanity. All they want is to show the world how much they love each other. I want the world to see how much of a disgusting person you are for you thinking that YOU have the right to take away someone’s happiness.
recklesslovers:shosannaquinto:godlyfecalmatter:tomsearle:stolenmateria:(via agree2disagree)
| Devin: | Well, Jason, what do you want to be? |
| Jason: | What do I want to be? WHAT DO I WANT TO BE? *insert Poke'mon theme song* |
You see those = signs and stuff after “love?” Yeah, that was me franticly trying to confess my love for you!!!!!!!!!!
Rofl I’m sure. Now can we make cupcakes on Tuesday please?
wittywordsidontbelieve asked: Okay I lied about Jason. I was the one texting you. I was hoping to get some action because I'm the one who wants to see you naked.
Does this mean we CAN make cupcakes?
Emma Watson in Ballet Shoes, 2007.
LOVED this <3
OH MY GOD.
I watched this when I wasn’t really sure of Emma Watson as an actress, and it showed that she does have a talent and she just keeps getting better with every movie she does.
I’m kind of in love with Emma Watson now, I won’t lie.
