fuckyeahscottishconanguy:

grilledcheesevstaco:

NPH: Have you seen these things? (Holds up Silly Bandz) They’re like the new craze.
Craig: It’s like Justin Beiber in elasticated form.
NPH: They all make shapes! So I have four of them. This one I am very excited by, it’s a rabbit ‘cause I’m a magician and I like magic.
Craig: Oh yeah? You still like rabbits down your pants and that kind of thing?
NPH: Sometimes…
Craig: Mmmkay.
NPH: This one’s a pineapple because I like piña coladas. This one’s a dolphin because I like dolphins.
Craig: Oh really? I don’t care for dolphins, I prefer sharks!
NPH: And this one’s a rooster because I love—
Craig: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy! That’s Neil Patrick Harris, everybody!

• Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 7/29/10